synchronize swatches.

First time I’ve ever been on time to something in NoVa!!!

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 12:48:35 -0500

First time I’ve ever been on time to something in NoVa!!!

First Time For Everything, I Guess

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:57:47 -0500

Someone took my lunch from the fridge. It’s aggravating, but also a bit funny…I didn’t think that people actually did that. Now what?

Solution 1:

That Dewster. Always so helpful!

As my bossman said, “With a name like that, how can it not...

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:22:09 -0500

As my bossman said, “With a name like that, how can it not be fun?”

"can we make sat night happen? I have a special place to take you Sunday morning… ok. not that..."

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 14:37:00 -0500

“can we make sat night happen? I have a special place to take you Sunday morning… ok. not that special. that sounded creepy.”

- -e

I get to see her and Dewster after seeing Zippy at Kelsbels’ baby shower! Need old school friendship so much right now. CAN’T WAIT.

allcreatures: via This reminds me of Caragh.

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 09:16:10 -0500

allcreatures:

via

This reminds me of Caragh.

Read the Senate Health Care Bill

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 09:04:00 -0500

Read the Senate Health Care Bill:

OpenCongress converted and published the full text of The Patient Protection and Affordable Health Care Act. If you read a section every time you’d normally check your dashboard, you’ll be done by the end of the day.

yogisarah: Oh Chicago. You will always stay a Second City so long as you keep stuffing your...

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 14:58:52 -0500

yogisarah:

Oh Chicago. You will always stay a Second City so long as you keep stuffing your Thanksgiving turkeys with White Castles.

Best part: “18 White Castle hamburgers (no pickles)”

Because that would totally make it taste funny.

spaceshipjesus.com

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 08:37:33 -0500

spaceshipjesus.com:

“DO YOU WANT TO WAIT UNTIL YOU ARE BLEEDING FROM THE RECTUM FROM A CYBORG GRIZZLY BEAR TO REALIZE THIS IS WHAT IS THE REAL TRUTH???[/font]”

Well, do you?

The Sandwich posted HBO’s Special Feature intro from the...

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 22:59:23 -0500

The Sandwich posted HBO’s Special Feature intro from the early 90’s. It’s not as great as the Feature Presentation intro with the models and the laser O, but it’s still enough to make you wonder how your brain can remember all that junk.

To this day, I can’t hear the HBO Original Programming static without my brain launching into the Dream On theme. Here it is in all of its glory.

Hey, Lands’ End- Setting your shit on top of other shit...

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 00:03:00 -0500

Hey, Lands’ End- Setting your shit on top of other shit does not make that shit “stackable.”

Also, I hate your stupid, misplaced apostrophe.

My egg just had two yolks. Made me vegan for a split second.

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 19:53:41 -0500

My egg just had two yolks. Made me vegan for a split second.

zippy48: i am at a bus stop drinking a beer out of a paper bag. for no real reason other than to...

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 09:30:42 -0500

zippy48:

i am at a bus stop drinking a beer out of a paper bag. for no real reason other than to say i did it.

OMG, Zippy’s on The Wire!

Our front windows are leaking like sieves. Rain, Rain. Go The...

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 20:11:00 -0500

Our front windows are leaking like sieves.

Rain, Rain.

Go The Fuck Away.

Marvin Gaye vs Gorillaz Russ made me admit that it was fun...

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 15:13:43 -0500

Marvin Gaye vs Gorillaz

Russ made me admit that it was fun before he told me it’s from DJ Hero.

So GTA’s lined up for the new COD. He’s got about 40 dudes in front of him, and there...

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 23:50:03 -0500

So GTA’s lined up for the new COD. He’s got about 40 dudes in front of him, and there are hot dogs, drinks, and a bad dj. I love gamers.

Only interesting if you own a PS3 and have Netflix

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 17:36:26 -0500

sharingtime:

You can go on Netflix now and request a disc which will be sent to you. That disc will enable you to stream movies and TV through your PS3.

And this news constitutes the best thing I’ve heard all day. Please do not infer what this means about my life, but if you are going to infer, you’re probably right.

We got our disc on Saturday and it works great! It’s still the same old crappy movies, but now it’s through the PS3! Whee!!

So Russ is back in China…

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 07:56:34 -0500

So Russ is back in China…

2 things that are hiding in the healthcare bill so far...

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 17:43:41 -0500

Senate-Covering prayer as a medical treatment. (LA Times)

House-Fucking with biofuel taxes. (NY Times)

datn: Beatles USB Apple: “The unique, apple-shaped USB drive is...

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 09:41:00 -0500

datn:

Beatles USB Apple: “The unique, apple-shaped USB drive is loaded with the re-mastered audio for The Beatles’ 14 stereo titles, as well as all of the re-mastered CDs’ visual elements, including 13 mini-documentary films about the studio albums, replicated original UK album art, rare photos and expanded liner notes. A specially designed Flash interface has been installed, and the 16MB USB’s audio and visual contents will be provided in FLAC 44.1 Khz 24 bit and MP3 320 Kbps formats, fully compatible with PC and Mac.” (via pingouingrincheux:yellowblog)

Is it too early to start demanding things for Christmas? Is it rude to point out that there’s only 30,000 of them, so it should really be pre-ordered right now?

FYI- The UK store is selling it for £200.00, and the US is only charging $279. (Mark, please don’t buy all 30,000. Thanks.)

I’ll be vested in January, right before the inauguration. Wonder if this will be the slate of...

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 21:40:00 -0500

I’ll be vested in January, right before the inauguration. Wonder if this will be the slate of politicians that finally drives me to bluer pastures.