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Possibly the most bizarre text

Fri, 04 Jul 2008 00:18:30 -0400

Possibly the most bizarre text i’ve ever received: Walking distance !!! Just realized guyvxinging kereiky is friend from high school!!!!!

our office looks much better from here.

Thu, 03 Jul 2008 17:03:36 -0400

our office looks much better from here.

via flanerieoconnor

Thu, 03 Jul 2008 11:44:00 -0400

via flanerieoconnor

"1,024 pterodactyls equal 1 pedophile."

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 15:51:42 -0400

“1,024 pterodactyls equal 1 pedophile.”

- boss man is explaining terabytes and petabytes. he’s coming off of his nicotine gum addiction, and it’s making him punchy.

the creepiest 3 second chat in the history of chats.

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 14:56:08 -0400

the creepiest 3 second chat in the history of chats.

noigetit:Scotty Doesn’t Know - LustraYou know you love this...

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 12:33:21 -0400

noigetit:

Scotty Doesn’t Know - Lustra
You know you love this song. You loved Matt Damon’s cameo in the movie to sing it as well.

I do, actually. In fact, it’s Norman’s ringtone for me. This guy knows me so well.

This lady not only posted one of my all time favorite...

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 09:05:00 -0400

This lady not only posted one of my all time favorite misunderstood words with the Chester Drawers, but has added a new one with Canapé Bed. Faye, you are my new favorite craigslist poster. A+.

Today i’m dressed like a 60s living room.

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 07:51:00 -0400

Today i’m dressed like a 60s living room.

CNN teaches me something

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 06:19:32 -0400

I just learned that the term lynching is used for the murder of anyone by a mob. I always thought it was just for illegal hate-fueled hangings. Did I watch too many westerns as a child? Wait, did I even watch westerns as a child?

"If I get a cat, I’m going to name her Clitoris McBain. She’ll be a former sultry..."

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 14:33:00 -0400

“If I get a cat, I’m going to name her Clitoris McBain. She’ll be a former sultry gangster from the 30s reincarnated as a cat. She’ll look like Jessica Rabbit.”

- Dewster

a life 4 sale

Mon, 30 Jun 2008 18:08:19 -0400

a life 4 sale:

zippy48:

chloesanchez:
A recently divorced guy in Perth, Australia, has decided to auction off his entire life on ebay. His life includes his house and all of its contents, his car, a two week trial period at his job, and introductions to all of his friends…basically everything except the clothes he’s wearing. I can’t wait to see what happens.
sorry Chloe…it wasn’t worth as much as he had hoped…the results.

Sad. I hope his new life is good to him.

travors:Each of these Fantasy books has received at least one...

Mon, 30 Jun 2008 16:50:35 -0400

travors:

Each of these Fantasy books has received at least one award nomination. They are ranked by honors received. (via Honor roll:Fantasy books - AwardAnnals)

Just read this last month and loved it. He’s fantastic.

Just found this stack of cups in gta’s pantry. Heart him...

Sun, 29 Jun 2008 13:27:24 -0400

Just found this stack of cups in gta’s pantry. Heart him even more now.

mice elf. Hahahaha

Sat, 28 Jun 2008 22:46:09 -0400

mice elf. Hahahaha

I'm in a section that

Sat, 28 Jun 2008 22:00:39 -0400

I’m in a section that doesn’t know the hanis.

Dave’s playing snake charmer!

Sat, 28 Jun 2008 21:52:25 -0400

Dave’s playing snake charmer!

That’s a baskin robbins ice cream cake.

Sat, 28 Jun 2008 17:02:24 -0400

That’s a baskin robbins ice cream cake.

I’m hot, sweaty, and smelly, I didn’t get to have dinner with Vermottie, there’s a...

Fri, 27 Jun 2008 19:59:42 -0400

I’m hot, sweaty, and smelly, I didn’t get to have dinner with Vermottie, there’s a huge fly buzzing around my house, and as of checking my mailbox five minutes ago, I’m apparently a subscriber of Working Mother magazine. What the fuck, Friday?

My hero.

Fri, 27 Jun 2008 19:17:37 -0400

My hero.

Dominion Virginia Power's rates to increase 18% on July 1

Fri, 27 Jun 2008 15:28:53 -0400

Dominion Virginia Power's rates to increase 18% on July 1