synchronize swatches.

2 things that are hiding in the healthcare bill so far...

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 17:43:41 -0500

Senate-Covering prayer as a medical treatment. (LA Times)

House-Fucking with biofuel taxes. (NY Times)

datn: Beatles USB Apple: “The unique, apple-shaped USB drive is...

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 09:41:00 -0500

Beatles USB Apple: “The unique, apple-shaped USB drive is loaded with the re-mastered audio for The Beatles’ 14 stereo titles, as well as all of the re-mastered CDs’ visual elements, including 13 mini-documentary films about the studio albums, replicated original UK album art, rare photos and expanded liner notes. A specially designed Flash interface has been installed, and the 16MB USB’s audio and visual contents will be provided in FLAC 44.1 Khz 24 bit and MP3 320 Kbps formats, fully compatible with PC and Mac.” (via pingouingrincheux:yellowblog)

Is it too early to start demanding things for Christmas? Is it rude to point out that there’s only 30,000 of them, so it should really be pre-ordered right now?

FYI- The UK store is selling it for £200.00, and the US is only charging $279. (Mark, please don’t buy all 30,000. Thanks.)

I’ll be vested in January, right before the inauguration. Wonder if this will be the slate of...

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 21:40:00 -0500

I’ll be vested in January, right before the inauguration. Wonder if this will be the slate of politicians that finally drives me to bluer pastures.

I need clear paper bags so I can store cilantro and not have it be invisible until the day I realize...

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 19:55:00 -0500

I need clear paper bags so I can store cilantro and not have it be invisible until the day I realize it’s compost.

Clear paper. Someone make it happen.

(via flanerieoconnor)

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 13:33:40 -0500

(via flanerieoconnor)

I have to give a presentation today at lunch. It’s basically just showing a bunch of my...

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 10:18:37 -0500

I have to give a presentation today at lunch. It’s basically just showing a bunch of my coworkers how to use google maps. And they’ll be eating pizza, and probably not paying any attention to me. So I have no reason at all to be so nervous that I want to quit my job right now and run away.

And the secretary that’s ordering the food just realized that it was for 11am TODAY.

wanttoflee.

This is the fakest cloud I’ve ever seen.

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 08:01:33 -0500

This is the fakest cloud I’ve ever seen.

My godson just got accepted/hired into Tech's BASIS

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 18:07:07 -0500

My godson just got accepted/hired into Tech's BASIS:

Maybe he’s gifted when it comes to financial markets, but I’m starting to think that investing in him is going to prove that I’m the genius. I’ve always told him that he’s my retirement plan.

SO PROUD!!!

"Virginia has a history of snubbing presidents. Not since 1973 has a candidate in the party that..."

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 09:19:46 -0500

“Virginia has a history of snubbing presidents. Not since 1973 has a candidate in the party that controlled the White House won the governor’s election. The last time Virginians elected a Democratic governor when a Democratic president was in office was 1965.”

- (via usatoday)

If they’ve done it every single gubernatorial election for 32 years, can you really still report it as a referendum?

"I’m really just couch partying here with my wife."

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 22:40:19 -0400

“I’m really just couch partying here with my wife.”

- some call in phan on sirius. so fantastic.

trappedintime: fromtheroad: Exile It Is!!! Might pee myself.

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 22:37:41 -0400

trappedintime:

fromtheroad:

Exile It Is!!!

Might pee myself.

I love Sirius. Bring on tumbling dice.

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 22:32:04 -0400

I love Sirius. Bring on tumbling dice.

Congratulations, Mr. and Mrs. Russell Kennedy!

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 15:48:18 -0400

Congratulations, Mr. and Mrs. Russell Kennedy!

(excepting the hulk)

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 07:45:28 -0400

(excepting the hulk)

my lunch today consisted entirely of things invented by science.

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 13:20:09 -0400

Michael Pollan would weep.

Or maybe dry heave.

Whee!

Sun, 25 Oct 2009 11:29:45 -0400

Whee!

Apparently New Girl wants to do a couples costume with me!!!

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 08:56:04 -0400

Apparently New Girl wants to do a couples costume with me!!!

"on a side note, i got a strawberry spinach salad from whole foods for lunch (already ate two..."

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 13:28:00 -0400

“

on a side note, i got a strawberry spinach salad from whole foods for lunch
(already ate two breakfast tacos and a mt dew for breakfast) and there was a
mosquito in it. since i’m a disgusting pig-dog i just picked it out and kept
eating.

(how in the hell did you see a mosquito??)

this was my thought process…

oh, what is that? i hope it’s not a bug. those are definitely legs. yeah,
it’s a mosquito. was it in my dressing? no, i would have noticed that it was
floating in there before i poured it on everything. must have just been in
the spinach. oh well, i won’t eat that part. and i’ll set it done over here
upside down so i can pretend like it didn’t happen.

”

- I miss my far away friends.

(via dewster)

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 13:13:58 -0400

(via dewster)

zippy48: lyndsaysgarden: For zippy and chloe. Can’t even...

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 11:33:48 -0400

zippy48:

lyndsaysgarden:

For zippy and chloe. Can’t even remember what I was supposed to be looking up…

hahaaa I am going to pee in my pants. apparently strawberries on the nips AND not knowing about capers are a big problem?!

I love swine flu/the swine flu. It’s like a gramma talking about all those kids smoking the pot.

And I’m going to pretend that this reminded new girl of us because of a crazy picnic we went to this summer.