on a side note, i got a strawberry spinach salad from whole foods for lunch
(already ate two breakfast tacos and a mt dew for breakfast) and there was a
mosquito in it. since i’m a disgusting pig-dog i just picked it out and kept
eating.
(how in the hell did you see a mosquito??)
this was my thought process…
oh, what is that? i hope it’s not a bug. those are definitely legs. yeah,
it’s a mosquito. was it in my dressing? no, i would have noticed that it was
floating in there before i poured it on everything. must have just been in
the spinach. oh well, i won’t eat that part. and i’ll set it done over here
upside down so i can pretend like it didn’t happen.
I miss my far away friends.
