Chloe: omgthatwasnotahappytimefig.
Chloe: I have GOT to start asking more questions about things I put in my mouth.
via Slowing Down
A co-worker brought in a bowl of figs. I’d never had an unnewtonized fig, so I ate one. I have since lost the majority of my internal organs. It turns out I missed a very valuable piece of information about the figs. She bought them on the side of the road. Fruit stands are perfectly legitimate in a number of places…more rural areas, real cities, etc. Not Richmond. Okay, maybe Richmond, but this is the co-worker that had to ask for advice on how to not have her soft serve cone drip down her hand while she was eating it. I do not trust her troubleshooting skills. This guy probably washed them in the James.
I feel I’ve learned a valuable lesson today. I hope you have too.
