No amateur dry cleaners.
So far this year I’ve messed up mashed potatoes and boxed brownies. It’s an almost impossible start. I want a do over.
Happy Birthday, Kirkland!
Make sure it’s on your phone in case you witness something horrific, like Glenn Beck.
Found it here, in a list of ten interesting psychological studies from the last year.
This is how cold our house is. Eff.
Big Fat Good Luck dip!
BEST TYPOS EVER
Shopgoodwill.com’s description of the last minute birthday gift I might get for my fantastically funny aunt. It reads like I found it on Archie McPhee, but it’s a dead serious.
I expect a lot from an item in god condition.
This is why Velveeta exists.
I’m going to murder death kill both of my cats, and anyone else that insists on rubbing on me today.
Pretty sure all children's music cds should be destroyed
When my mom and I were looking through the Beatles usb, she commented that out of the 14 albums, she never had Yellow Submarine. I’m listening now, and while I don’t know every song on every album (‘Anna’, may I never hear you again) Yellow Submarine is almost a complete mystery. I only know 4 songs from the entire album. Did you know it was mostly instrumental? Wtf?
Anyway, my point is that I don’t really remember my mom playing the Beatles constantly when I was young, but obviously the music burned itself into my brain. So go easy on the Wiggles, okay?
The Gaysian’s mother spent the last year handwriting every verse of the New Testament that deals with sexual immorality. She did this three times so that each of her children could have a copy.
This is something.
At least you guys will never have to worry about the first three.
Also, she has Bealey’s handwriting.
I win at Christmas!!!!!! Please excuse me while I’m in my headphones for the next 2 months.
Laughing until the end of time.
