September’s coming soon.
Sep 1st
I made this for a friend’s baby shower this weekend....
Aug 31st
My mom sent me this after she saw it billed as “best...
Aug 28th
This made me laugh.
Aug 28th
“I tried sexting you & Norman but my phone doesn’t...”
— I get a text from my...
— I get a text from my...
Aug 27th
“…So when you die, only the good is to be spoken: you...”
— mills: Nil nisi bonum de...
— mills: Nil nisi bonum de...
Aug 26th
billydalto:
This map, which actually startled me when I...
Aug 26th
There is a person named Jazzman R. Works...
This makes me indescribably happy.
Aug 26th
I hadn’t noticed the date before!!
You’ve...
Aug 25th
best thing on my dashboard tonight.
Aug 25th
datn:adam thinks
Aug 24th
This is the number one reason my day refuses to get any...
Aug 24th
Today sucks.
But yesterday was so fantastic, it’s...
Aug 24th
atsween:
stevewhitaker:
Operation: Lucy Kate Care...
Aug 24th
Saw Inglourious Basterds tonight. I can never quite trust Tarantino. Always feel like about 3/4 of...
Aug 23rd
Every fucking coldplay song makes me want to take a deep breath and be reunited with a lost love, or...
Aug 21st
i never have to do this day again.
i never have to do this day again.
i never have to do this day...
Aug 20th
Aug 18th
She made me make the entire background blue, like her old...
Aug 18th
It’s here! It’s here!
Aug 17th
It was just as great as i’d hoped. would have been worth the wait even if i’d remembered...
Aug 15th
I saw the poster for this back when we went to see Up!, and...
Aug 14th
dewster:
Ridiculous
I’m sure he’d kick an...
Aug 13th
pesky fucking spheroid
I just got an email from someone that requested her map look exactly like these, and now...
Aug 12th
You do not wear a seersucker suit. It...
No one really looks good in a seersucker suit. I mean it. NO ONE. Hot black men can wear them and...
Aug 12th
My mom just sent this picture to me. Let’s be honest....
Aug 11th
In the bathroom at nissan pavilion. I guess in case you get...
Aug 8th
When will then be now??
Aug 8th
Looks like someone’s expecting trouble.
Aug 8th
Watch
My first gbf, now teaching the internet about parrots. Know how they say you marry a person...
Aug 6th
new girl: (sneezes)
ice cream coworker: That sounded like a karate chop!
new girl: I'm trying to be more aggressive.
ice cream coworker: That sounded like a karate chop!
new girl: I'm trying to be more aggressive.
Aug 5th
Office supply wet dream.
Click through for the coupon.
Aug 5th
zippy48:
Chloe and GTA.
Living the dream.
Aug 3rd