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2010

December
November
October
September
August
July
June
May
April
March
February

2009

June 47
May 35
April 44
March 43
January 50

2008

June 71
May 83
April 87
March 83
January 96

2007

June 51
May 2
April
March
February
January
the falcons are hatching!!
Jul 1st
Warch Watch
Lurd’s response to a demand to “story me”? Charlie the Unicorn.
Jul 1st
Aww. My last legal text while driving. Goodbye, totally unforgiveable habit!
Jul 1st
thereifixedit.com
Jun 29th

punctuation and a trip to houston

e: I def want to play too. USAIR tickets look to be around $300 - I will shop for cheaper. Hooray!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: I am not getting excited. I am definitely not using more than 5 exclamation points.
e: I'm totally not excited. The hooray was just because I like using the dollar sign symbol in emails.
Jun 29th
just not that convincing as a panda. maybe with practice.
Jun 29th
Every morning, Lala and I play Baby Panda. I get dressed,...
Jun 29th
I an so embarrassing.
Jun 28th
I know that’s painful to read. But seriously. Anna Begins? Blue Buildings? Anything he’s...
Jun 28th
Adam Duritz has much more control over my emotions than he should. And that’s probably spelled...
Jun 28th
For Josh
Jun 28th
Listen Listen
trapezemusic: The Rolling Stones: “Mother’s Little Helper” Sometimes I think I could love...
Jun 25th
“The odyssey that we’re all on in life is with regard to...”
— SC Gov. Mark Sanford I wonder...
Jun 25th
Whenever I see comedy, I usually spend the whole evening mentally rewriting the jokes to make them...
Jun 25th
notthatkindagay: On Fox News, Mark Sanford “(D)” holds...
Jun 24th
plants communicate
Jun 23rd
Tigers love pepper. They hate cinnamon.
Jun 23rd
Johnny Depp looks like Elijah Wood.
Jun 22nd

Junior Mints

lyndsaysgarden: Are sold at the snack shop in my building.  Currently making myself...
Jun 22nd
e makes things happen with just the power of her mind.
Jun 22nd
setuplikeadeckofcards: In a row? Try not to suck any...
Jun 22nd
Listen Listen
this. via thenelsontwins
Jun 18th
Some of Virginia’s original settlers just...
Jun 18th
Listen Listen
bijan: She’s A Rainbow - The Rolling Stones I woke up with this song in my head so here it is....
Jun 18th

the buddhist in the CRV

On the way back from lunch I was behind a car with a ribbon magnet that said “all life is...
Jun 16th
truf: I’m going to start carrying my guitar hero guitar around in a real guitar case; so chicks...
Jun 16th
Some days i just feel like I’m pretty good at life.
Jun 15th
sick dude, sick dog. ugh.
Jun 15th
via hatstamp: baitandswitch: vinh Excellent photoshop.
Jun 11th
white screen of death the very same day I call and cancel...
Jun 11th
Done and done!
Jun 10th
“The Helix Nebula, NGC 7293, lies about 700...
Jun 10th
“No pressure, Lynds. It’s forty minutes. Countries...”
— Larry, renegade IT guy
Jun 9th
“http://zz.gd/0ee0cb - RealTimeWorld’s new game APB has...”
— @fourzerotwo Amazing....
Jun 9th
Flânerie has dolled up Steve for us!! Forget your...
Jun 9th
I’m a terrible patriot and forgot to research my...
Jun 9th
it’s mike the cylon’s birthday.
Jun 8th
nothing makes me want a beer more than sunshine and contemplating a gluten free diet.
Jun 7th

Drunk

dewster: Just bought a Quick Chop. Billy Mays will be my downfall. If I can’t julienne while...
Jun 7th
Somebody fucking shoot me.
Jun 6th

It was bound to happen. And gagged,...

In my experience, it is nearly impossible for any even slightly fun man under the age of 40 to not...
Jun 5th
Listen Listen
choppinkarate: Electric Light Orchestra - Mr. Blue Sky in honor of the crappy weather clearing...
Jun 5th
Basil!!
Jun 4th

Fox News' coverage of Obama's speech in...

sharingtime: I am honored to be in the timeless city of Cairo, and to be hosted by two remarkable...
Jun 4th
lyndsaysgarden: At one point in my life I wished I had cleavage.  Now I’m annoyed I have to pick...
Jun 3rd

If I say yes, are we going to have to go...

GTA, Friday: I'm done looking at cars for now. We should just wait. I'm going to stop thinking about them.
GTA, Saturday, from the VW dealership: I think maybe we should just wait and get the new TDI after we've sold the condo.
GTA, Sunday: I'm going to stop looking at cars. I don't need one right now. We should just wait.
GTA, Monday afternoon: Check out this car on Autotrader. And this one on Ebay. They're both good deals. We could just fly down and pick it up.
GTA, Monday evening: Maybe we should buy new.
GTA, Tuesday afternoon: There's an awesome 06 at Virginia Beach. But we should just wait.
GTA, Wednesday morning: I'm just not sure that there's any need for affirmative action any more.
GTA, Wednesday afternoon: A client ran long, so I'm taking off the afternoon and test driving an 06 in Ashland. I'll see if they'll let me take it overnight. Do you think we should get it?
Jun 3rd
via Bad Astronomy
Jun 2nd
Just in from the head office
Jun 2nd

20 second snap judgment

I think our new intern is going to be kind of a cock. He has a bad handshake and I bet he plays...
Jun 1st