death knell.
Mar 31st
eboscharoo:
I GOT MY HAND BACK!!! it’s gross and wierd…...
Mar 31st
I survived the don’t poop your pants fraidycat school for motorcycles. And it was fun.
Mar 29th
omfg
1) bachelorette party 2) so many drinks, I’m actually hearing feedback from silence. 3) had...
Mar 29th
Listen
ianbroyles:
The Beatles - You Know My Name
look up the number.
Mar 27th
Watch
New Guy just showed us this, and honestly, I’m a little bitter at all of tumblr for keeping...
Mar 26th
CRANK 2 RUMBLE TRAILER
Mar 26th
This parking garage was just built across the street from...
Mar 24th
I'm about 3 seconds from just turning...
Seriously. This post made me waste the last 15 minutes suspended in a weird place between shock,...
Mar 24th
“Loud Noises Translated
Smoke Alarm-
Me: (cooking...”
— “Loud Noises Translated” by...
— “Loud Noises Translated” by...
Mar 24th
“I need someone who has time to waste like I do. Otherwise,...”
— a friend, on dating older men
— a friend, on dating older men
Mar 23rd
Never thought this could happen, but i came by to pick up stuff and i realized that i kind of miss...
Mar 20th
(via beccaginns)
sweet.
Mar 20th
In goodwill listening to stevie nicks cover crash. huh?
Mar 19th
I HAVE A HAMMOCK!!!!
Mar 18th
NPR just said we’re in a baby boom-let. I think New Girl will back me up when I say NO SHIT.
Mar 18th
I appear to have made cakecups instead of cupcakes. oops.
Mar 18th
making Guinness cupcakes, and I’m totally a Butterton
Mar 18th
“I bet I’ve seen it five times in the last month...”
— Bossman, on Charlie...
— Bossman, on Charlie...
Mar 17th
(via choppinkarate)
Mar 17th
brain. is. melting.
1: Can't ever remember that sorry i missed your party is NWA2: Nwa?
1: Not work appropriate
2: I can’t stop giggling, because I figured you meant it the nsfw way, but I read it like it was published by NWA.
1: Haahaheheheheh – I did mean that
2: That’s okay, I keep forgetting that I can has cheezburger is INXS.
1: WHAT>?!?!
2: Nothing. I was just putting another band name in where it didn’t belong. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAAA
1: I know inxs, but is that really cheeseburger? Life is kind of hard today.
2: NO.
1: K thnx
Mar 17th
thenelsontwins:
Not totally sure what it means, but to be...
Mar 17th
You say ferniture, You say fuerniture.
I love craigslist.
Mar 16th
I’d first posted about Joshua Hoffine back in April of...
Mar 16th
eek.
Just signed up for a three hour motorcycle class for big fraidy crybabies for the 29th. I think it...
Mar 16th
zippy48:
oh mickey, you’re so fine.
flashback upon...
Mar 13th
Stephen King's 'It' heads to theaters
Mar 13th
Listen
Jonathan Coulton - I’m Your Moon
Pluto and its moon Charon orbit around each other, always...
Mar 13th
Tumblr things I ignored along the way,...
1) Tumblr.com/block. Goodbye, Asian Porn, Drugs and Soulless Marketing Bastards. 2) Twitter...
Mar 12th
Watch
dewster:
muppetpants:
I’m totally not a photography nerd, nor an art geek, but I get a total...
Mar 12th
status: recaptured
Mar 12th
The words i need to describe how much i don’t want to go under the house to retrieve Lala...
Mar 12th
Lost Lala again.I left the door open, and Doods was outside. Taking Josh’s advice and only...
Mar 12th
humor or has the madwoman been abducted?
text 1 Dear Chloe, I regret to tell you:imperative to remain as is. I took a walk:smoke, where...
Mar 10th
I woke up early and tried to be a ninja and escape outside, but everyone got up.i think being an...
Mar 7th
girl’s weekend
Mar 7th
doods.
Mar 6th
Our corner of cubeland currently smells like flea collars. I would say something to everyone about...
Mar 5th
heartwarming chats with IT -- the...
Bossman: So will Laura be able to do work on it?IT guy: In the sense that you could walk to work on your hands, yes.
Mar 4th
“they have cake pans shaped like a pee pee”
— I’ve been invited to...
— I’ve been invited to...
Mar 3rd
spiegelman:
The stimulus package gets a logo. This emblem...
Mar 3rd
“Regular legs aren’t good enough for this cocky...
Mar 3rd
Holy crap!!! Are we going to have a snow day!?!?!?!
Mar 1st