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2010

December

November

October

September

August

July

June

May

April

March

February

January 6

2009

December 40

November 33

October 38

September 26

August 33

July 44

June 47

May 35

April 44

March 43

February 41

January 50

2008

December 38

November 76

October 63

September 82

August 82

July 91

June 71

May 83

April 87

March 83

February 81

January 96

2007

December 117

November 79

October 83

September 101

August 54

July 42

June 51

May 2

April

March

February

January

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New Girl just introduced me to Cake Wrecks. The ones in May...

Cuil - new rival for Google

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April’s son Connor is so freaking cute that my ovaries...

E & D. My favorite pic from today. My second favorite...

“I love how tourists have to walk around with ice cream. That...”
— dew

The dad in front of me didn’t know that DC isn’t a part of VA. He’s shocked....

“We’re just going to grill deer steaks and relax tomorrow” -seriously southern...

Love is admitting you were wrong, and I...

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The loudest cricket alive is behind my fridge where I can’t get him, and he’s got a lot...

It’s physically impossible for me to see the word...

We walked up to the Virginia Civil Rights Memorial today at...

great firewall of china= not awesome

Weather.com told me that if I try to go to Arlington tonight, I’ll die. So I cancelled. Just...

Think it’s legit?

noigetit: Apparently, these fish are currently giving this...

upper decker: it’s when you go to someone’s house that you don’t like, and you...

karmcity: Days With My Father. “I took him to my mother’s...

“…It would be as if in 1944 a guy ran for president...”
— From bite of...

The new V magazine cover

me: Oh, Jesus Christ! That's awful!! They made her look like a
mtcylon: Decepticon!!!

craigfinnistheawesomestguyalive: During the day I buy...

“Uppity whore! I hope you have a snaggletooth.”
— Zippy, with the best ending to...

So far, all the horses

So far, all the horses are fine, but a jockey got thrown off before the first race, and the horse...

Look! a track record!

I’ve gone into the future and actually taken a picture...

flanerieoconnor: R.I.P. ESTELLE GETTY THANK YOU FOR BEING...

This is just frightening. I can’t decide if it’s...

Today at lunch, New Girl christened my fake chicken nuggets...

The new Davey Dance Blog entry made me go back and look at the others. Damn near impossible to not...

Is it awful that I was surprised that only a quarter of...

pretty

Just tried to scrub all the grime off of my legs and realized that it’s just bruises....

This might be the grossest thing I’ve ever put in my...

Just got confirmation from D

Just got confirmation from D that i wasn’t the only one to find the end of There Will Be Blood...

basketball to the face

I’ve been informed that this just arrived. I’m...

Dew just made the first caving inspired Goonies reference of...

I feel kind of dirty.

I’m really excited about Fox’s fall lineup. Any chance the LHC has already gone off and...

Target didn’t have any knee pads, but i did get a box of wine, so maybe i’ll just get...

E’s home!!! I found the image I’d originally...

at least he didn't bite anyone's ankle this...

Quarterly Reports to Congress

seagull: We have an intern in our office whose father is the Special Instructor General for Iraq...

Boss Man just totally nerded out, and now I can’t get this out of my head.

corporate emails

Facilities Manager: There is a Red Saturn, CA Plates parked on P5 in an employee space with a flat Right front tire. Plus there is NO hang tag displayed in the vehicle.
Mike the Cylon: OMG. The world is about to stop turning and baby Jesus will cry.

crying like an idiot at my desk

Dew- I bought you a present at Sheetz

“They will not stop me. They can no more regulate the...”
— Rep. John Culberson, about...

I want these guys as friends.

zippy48: poor Chloe. She writes such <redacted>, and I reblog it with...

I’m still undecided. Without the title of the piece,...

"I'm ready to do that

“I’m ready to do that chick now. If you’re ready.” dew, about the psychic

Today's lesson: brain age and

Today’s lesson: brain age and color blindness don’t go together :(

We are such little bitches.

noigetit: Andy came up with a great cartoon idea this...

Dew and I are going to this old seedy redneck beach on...

setuplikeadeckofcards: The Joy of Tech (Via azspot) It...

Gta just texted that there were 30 people in line in front of him at the at&t store at 7am, and...

life called. he said you’re doing it wrong.

nice. i ruin something else with my big...

Fuck you, rabies. I can’t believe you’re ruining the only book club book i’ve...

Mottie’s my rain doll!

I have the sneaking suspicion that GTA thinks I’m an idiot. I’m kind of annoyed by it,...

CNN Money's got a good article on tapping the...

I used to think I was an optimist, but now I realize that I might just be a contrarian who’s...

“Lured by $1 beer and the prospect of “hot...

“Barack has made it clear that this is your convention, not...”
— E-mail Announcement from David...

catch-up

I just stapled my thumb. I was just fucking about with a stapler, and ka-pow…staple in my...

patrick’s 401k. In a chip.

Possibly the most bizarre text

Possibly the most bizarre text i’ve ever received: Walking distance !!! Just realized...

our office looks much better from here.

via flanerieoconnor

“1,024 pterodactyls equal 1 pedophile.”
— boss man is explaining...

the creepiest 3 second chat in the history of chats.

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This lady not only posted one of my all time favorite...

Today i’m dressed like a 60s living room.

CNN teaches me something

I just learned that the term lynching is used for the murder of anyone by a mob. I always thought it...

“If I get a cat, I’m going to name her Clitoris McBain....”
— Dewster