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January 6

2009

December 40

November 33

October 38

September 26

August 33

July 44

June 47

May 35

April 44

March 43

February 41

January 50

2008

December 38

November 76

October 63

September 82

August 82

July 91

June 71

May 83

April 87

March 83

February 81

January 96

2007

December 117

November 79

October 83

September 101

August 54

July 42

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“If I get a cat, I’m going to name her Clitoris McBain....”
— Dewster

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I'm in a section that

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Dave’s playing snake charmer!

That’s a baskin robbins ice cream cake.

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I believe Dew might have a brain tumor. ...

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Maybe it’s pms, female hysteria, or the vapors, but it really pisses me off that CNN describes...

As Jesus says, I'm just here to gloat.

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“I’ve been so sick to my stomach that I get the cold...”
— the boss man. we’d been...

bloxorz. completely addictive. beware.

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Fox's Richmond affiliate bulldozes feral cat...

well, fuck.

George Carlin died. And I missed Zippy’s birthday. Being in a retirement community for 5...

Orbit gum likes to open up and chew itself in my purse.

can you see the shine on my new 30 year old shoes?

Oh my god. I had

Oh my god. I had forgotten dial up existed. It’s like giving a starving person a can of soup...

G-ma is totally perplexed by her missed calls.

oh south. ur trying so hard.

I’m immature…and this grosses me out.

Fairly terrible flashback, but it had to be done. 9 hours in a car with my mom and a dog. Bring...

zippy48: I shouldn’t write this, and I could totally get fired, but I just noticed that the owner...

So I was just straightening up (read: picking crap up off...

Map Dork link of the day

far to go

I’d like to go ahead and apologize to Thursday right now, before I even give it a chance to...

Altered States Geography Quiz

wylie: Kids - MGMT I’ve been listening to this song ever since I discovered it at 4am on the last...

She warned us it was huge.

Please believe me when I tell you that your huge suv doesn’t need to stop for speed bumps....

One Sentence - True stories, told in one...

“These are pristine islands, not the place where you would...”
— 5 severed feet have shown up...

“If I’m not blind Why can’t I see That a circle...”
— Through no fault of my own, I...

bjornstar: Tumblr: The Documentary So goddamned funny. Lonelysandwich needs to be in more videos....

sharingtime: Going to a happy hour with people you work with is like fucking your cousin: it might...

I just got off the phone with a friend and ended up with the oddest snapshot of what my life could...

lonelysandwich: BREAKING: Someone dug up Obama’s birth...

This is Obama’s page dedicated to addressing those...

We’re taking the socially inept and totally awkward intern to meet the people at the statewide...

I occasionally stay late and see the cleaning crew that comes through here at night. A couple of...

B sent these last night with the captions “American...

Today I’m going to keep my complaints about my life in check by being thankful that world news...

My first thought about All the Names: i really hate run-on sentences.

Nice, FDA. All that’s missing is the Crime...

EPA's National Dialogue on Access to...

eboscharoo: I call it: “thoughts of Chloe in rush hour with...

Far Away Eyes - 1978

New Guy assures me that this is the largest one of these...

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All the haze out there is actually smoke from North...

EMDA- Everything’s Coming Up Roses For Zippy on her big day!

“Ninety-fucking-five?!?!?!”
— - me, after finally opening my...

New Girl’s out sick again. It’s the saddest.

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brain not work so good

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Ethel Merman Disco Album - Track 1: There’s No Business Like Show Business cheesus chrust.

It’s here! this is just the best thing that’s...

Call me "Pudge"

lyndsaysgarden: Lats night at the company softball game, I had the opportunity to play the position...

dick cheney tried to kill sen. robert byrd. i’m convinced.

“What does it take to wake us up, we who feel so little?...”
— the great Andrew Bird (via...