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2009

December 40

November 33

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July 44

June 47

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April 44

March 43

February 41

January 50

2008

December 38

November 76

October 63

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August 82

July 91

June 71

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April 87

March 83

February 81

January 96

2007

December 117

November 79

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Reason 3,214 i heart new girl: the that’s your boyfriend/that’s my boyfriend moment....

so we’re all looking at those horrible album covers...

“What my cat really wants is to lay on whatever magazine or...”
— staceycoleman it was...

I bought these last night from restlessthings, and I’m...

To be filed under “Things I’d never seen on the...

Greek food fest! That’s supposed to be her...

intervention

i just had to tell our new intern that he should use email and the internet to slack off more,...

“you name it, we mount it.”
— taxidermy truck I just passed...

The Game with One Rule: No Murder

tylerriewer: “In the small English town of Ashbourne during 2 days a year the people divide to play...

the dog will not stop farting. at least she looks sad about...

“Also, I like that you’re staying at the _____. ...”
— i picked the fucking hotel. ...

i guess they'll just have to talk about...

d: You said he's super nice. Like how super nice? Mr. Rogers? Richard Simmons?
me: no, not mr. rogers. he's not creepy. it just takes him a while before he'll talk about humping inanimate objects.
d: Um, I think we'll get along fine. Remember when I smashed the face of my watch while I was dry humping a concrete pillar?
me: yeah. that's why i used that as a ridiculous thing that he'd probably be too polite to talk about.
d: Oh......AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....I thought that we were going to have something in common!!!!!

gtabf and i didn’t win the egg toss yesterday.

I just downloaded my Houston pics, and found this one I took...

The birthday girl is a thirty year old Karen from will and grace. Amazing.

The cylon is making new girl and me dinner!

Last night

lyndsaysgarden: I dreamed I was trying to kick something off the ground, but in real life I was...

adamfrucci: This guy took one Polaroid a day from March 31,...

Boss man and a tiny pink guitar.

“I’ll be back Tuesday and if things aren’t...”
— Our new badass ex-rancher IT...

I just found out that Hollywood Cemetery is non-profit and...

I'm out, and we didn't

I’m out, and we didn’t even have to discuss what a bad friend i am! Hurray!

Let the torture begin.

I have a friend from high school I need to break up with. She’s a fine person, just after...

“The rumor that a character dies in Sex and the City is...”
— Someecards’ twitter (via...

living the dream.

i made the mistake of telling gta that i still feel like poo, and now he’s bringing me drugs. ...

I am SO EXCITED about this day!

I love this old house,

I love this old house, but between the basket of dolls at the foot of the bed,and the attic opening...

Barf roll: how you get home after a bar crawl

cbbt

NG: can you really call it a bridge if there are tunnels? Me: it’s the bridge tunnel. NG:...

The styrofoam cooler next to me is making inappropriate sex noises.

Man, NOTHING is going right today and...

alexbalk: Suck my ass, week! I’m glad you die tonight. right on!

What’s the most disgustingly Amurrican thing I’ve done today, you ask? I just bought...

dihard: Check out the difference in gas prices throughout...

noigetit: This is a terrible and short little video I made as my first attempt at stop-motion. It...

oh no. it just hit me that i’m going to lunch with mike the cylon, and i think over the top...

google docs

we’re going on a gis staff retreat to the eastern shore this weekend, and even though we all...

a challenge

recently my boss bet me that I couldn’t stop myself from saying inappropriate things at work...

Gta has, from what i

Gta has, from what i can tell, the very worst taste in music possible. edit: it was just a really...

Colbert reminded me of the gang sign we were using for...

flanerieoconnor: Shout out to Richmond, ya’ll!

grr-izon

i just spent an hour and seven minutes on the phone with verizon, trying to get my fios account...

have to replace my patio

have to replace my patio lightbulb, and i’m feeling like the chick that had to reach into all...

just found out that one of my girls is going to be home this weekend, and i’m going to be at a...

This newly identified spider has been named Myrmekiaphila...

A friend of mine got his boyfriend the grocery bag version...

dewster: (from the Bonnaroo forum) No. None at all. If...

This is the fakest-looking real photo i’ve ever seen. ...

I’ve had this horrible unspecified sense of dread since sunday afternoon, and if it...

ugh.

I just talked on the phone with a co-worker I’ve never seen. When I hung-up, my cube neighbor...

Dear dc, i heart you.

Dear dc, i heart you. Nova, go fuck yourself. Seriously.

energyface: The candy machine in our breakroom is a jerk. ...

i just tried to text bealey about an old beater truck, and my phone decided “beaver...

Book club totally rocked, and no one even noticed my failness!

Complete and utter book club FAIL.

Vegetarian myths, debunked

i just lost ten minutes of my life to cuteoverload, and i’d do it again.

Told vermottie about gtabf. Had to promise him breakup sex if it works out. I assured him these...

eec: first day of the year for bare legs and i’ve already skinned my knee. what am i, a five year...

My GTA boyfriend sent me flowers at work. I’m grinning like an idiot, and I think tiny hearts...

If this dude says “economies of scale” one more time, i’m going to scream.

Our honored guest speaker just posed the very deep question “how can we be cleverer?”

setuplikeadeckofcards: Well, they seem to have an open-door...

I think GTA4 got me a date with a super cute dude tomorrow. The topper nerd move was that he...

promise

I will commit vile and senseless acts against anyone who calls or texts me before 10 am today....

zippy’s follow-up (both had me laughing until i couldn’t speak): i started out doing a...

zippy’s text:I just ran next to the train to make you think i missed it, but u didnt see, so a...

It’s pat from fish’s party via nick ford’s...

I just walked into rock bottom, the sketchy ass pre-bachelorette bar. And Like a Prayer was on.

We’re on our way!

“Have fun with your little tranny!”
— mike the cylon’s warm...

this just made me tear up.

this is where one of my friends is currently staying. he...

dewster: They serve chichen in richmond. Shut up, Dewey. ...

No! I’m a fucking squirrel!!! IT’S EDDIE...

ugh

this episode of the office was particularly awful. I should have just gone to bed.

eec: upon first glance of this photo i totally thought it was ann coulter and i said to myself,...

no fucking way. nuh-uh. never. from...

“There must have been a delay. Well I said it, it just must...”
— we’re all laughing at...

noigetit: Why I haven’t gotten any work done today. I...