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2010

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November

October

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August

July

June

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April

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January 6

2009

December 40

November 33

October 38

September 26

August 33

July 44

June 47

May 35

April 44

March 43

February 41

January 50

2008

December 38

November 76

October 63

September 82

August 82

July 91

June 71

May 83

April 87

March 83

February 81

January 96

2007

December 117

November 79

October 83

September 101

August 54

July 42

June 51

May 2

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January

ugh

this episode of the office was particularly awful. I should have just gone to bed.

eec: upon first glance of this photo i totally thought it was ann coulter and i said to myself,...

no fucking way. nuh-uh. never. from...

“There must have been a delay. Well I said it, it just must...”
— we’re all laughing at...

noigetit: Why I haven’t gotten any work done today. I...

“If you want to buy happiness you are much better off buying...”
— Kevin Kelly on “Stumbling on...

Clinton supports a federal gas tax...

WTF. I don’t understand how this makes any sense at all. And this quote from a McCain aide...

jaredm: 50 Ways to Help the Planet it never hurts to be...

dude decides to write letters to several famous (and...

today was weird spelling day at lunch. maybe the sign guy...

I will always think that people who take the elevator in their gym clothes are ridiculous.

joshua hoffine photography

why are kidney beans always packed in snot?

win a tv, playstation 3, and gta 4 from...

kiamatthews: My cat is a fckng nazi. Or really excited about...

I was reminded of the Implicit Association Test by one of...

Grand Theft Auto IV: A brutal new world

best promise i’ve heard all day.

I win

lyndsaysgarden: Sucessful Rick-Roll of new guy complete. He wants a Wii so bad… it’s left him...

eau de toilette

sardonicme: chloesanchez: I just got shot in the face by a vegas airport toilet. Are you going to...

DYLAN TRIGGER! I love it!

nerd

i’m pretty sure the cylons are torturing the galactica with all along the watchtower? wtf?

lonelysandwich: Ugh. Way to pioneer the fart joke, “Blazing Saddles” (1974). On this news of Mel...

“Let me just summarize for you- After finding the cat dead...”
— My friend Sha declared...

Two and a half wakey

Two and a half wakey pills and my body’s still giving me the finger.

I just got shot in

I just got shot in the face by a vegas airport toilet.

Oh, Pennsylvania. Boo.

Scott won a stereo!

Guess where we are!

So drunk i just want

So drunk i just want to die. And by die, i mean sleep for for 9 hours.

We just did the chicken

We just did the chicken dance on stage with a german band.

It’s the german cracker barrel! white food!

Russ is so angry about the loud band. I feel bad but...

The competition goes for a running start

People behind us on the

People behind us on the plane are eating tuna. D announced travel FAIL.

Dew packed a pea coat? Made him go back for a jacket.

Dude. Eddie Izzard’s in across the universe. And i thought it was tim curry until he sang.

I think my suitcase is so heavy because i packed the hour between 5 & 6 in there. I hope...

wherescoachbombay: 60 days clean and serene! This, ladies...

“Well, schedule me in at some point. You don’t have to take...”
— wow. it’s amazing how...

things i need to tell someone

when you drive around in the rain or fog with your running lights on, your tail lights are still...

deliciousmaliciousness: The woman from shanghai kept switching between chinese and english tonight...

mills: cameronr: Brandon Bird: “No One Wants to Play...

mottie’s watching the sox on tv and mlb.com. I will never get baseball people.

my mom just called to tell me that everything I ranted to her about and posted on here about elitism...

Instant Portfolio (with a Tumblr account)

grrr

This bitter elitist Obama thing got us into a discussion at work today. Does anyone else remember...

dewster: chloesanchez: dew- i know something VERY exciting. I know now too!!!!! My head just...

zippy48: I have electric boots AND a mohair suit. totally just read this as electric boobs. and...

Desert Survival

dihard: The experts (source: Human Synergistics) rank the items: Cosmetic Mirror: the most...

deliciousmaliciousness: Excited yet? Yeah. I really am. ...

bizarre solitary straight gray hair, wtf do you think...

Bad Words = Sentence Enhancers My boss spent about 5 minutes this morning sheepishly explaining how...

adamfrucci: These are too nerdy for me to want, but just...

happy anniversary, guys!!!!

(via eboscharoo) i’m getting excited!!!!

bullshit: Give Us Today Our Daily Terror, stills of...

Life Lessons From The Brewer Patriot:...

noigetit: Ladies, If you are single and a guy is coming to visit you for the weekend, or you are...

Honest to god, just look

Honest to god, just look for the gate with the ugliest people, and that’s the flight to...

finally a joke in the economist that i know i get.

A lady on cnn just

A lady on cnn just said mccain is against affordable birth control. Wtf does that mean?

updates

Gizmo’s fine. Could have been pancreatitis, but instead, it was just pissed off...

B sent this and said sam had a bath. his 2nd in 12 years.

gizmo got sick so we’re at the emergency vet :(

I want to send you a book. No, it's not...

I just finished a book, and I’m compelled to share it with people. It makes you think about...

“If you go without me, I’ll cut off your balls and put them...”
— Lucy Lui’s threat if I go to...

Overheard in the company cafeteria

Woman 1: They named him Poppy.
Woman 2: That name sounds really... ethnic.
Me (in my head): If one day a man is dumb enough to marry you, I hope he's infertile. (OH SNAP!)
(oh my god. he even uses the phrase oh snap in his internal monologues. seriously. a million tiny hearts for this guy. dare i say it? he may be my new sandwich. that would sound a lot less creepy if i could actually make it link to lonely sandwich.)

Everything really is bigger here.

Bealey’s view

class

So I was scared that I’d be lost in this AutoCad class because I haven’t done any real...

I didn't die! Now i

I didn’t die! Now i just have to be scared of getting lost in class and dying on the way back...

Getting ready to drive myself

Getting ready to drive myself from bealey’s work to my class, and i’m scared shitless....

eboscharoo: One of my new staff brought this mug to me as a...

I was SUCH a bad blonde today. Dew, you should have been...

the c-ley hounds

Sad news, friend. It's ugly

Sad news, friend. It’s ugly here and my suitcase is MIA.

I’m leaving for Houston in the morning, and until I...

NY moves to raise cigarette tax

travors: Edgar Wright and Simon Pegg have confirmed plans...

zippy48: PS I really did sell plastic injection machines. ...

Our boss just gave New Girl and I even more reason to be in love with ourselves…confirmation...

YouTube RickRolls Users For April Fool's Day

new girl and i rule.

The janitors in our building have been caught sleeping in people’s offices late at night. NG...