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December 40

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December 38

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dear paranoid tumblrs,

A good friend of mine works for the DOJ and has a tumblr, and I’m sure that other people that...

katieschenk: miss-r: peterwknox: What’s your...

setuplikeadeckofcards: Pixel Couch (via ideas) Want want...

found this in my last zen library foray. i probably picked...

the agnostic vote

So Obama said he believes moral people are going to heaven even if they don’t accept Jesus as...

hesafriendofmine: Please read. So many fantastic quotes...

Water Heater Rocket New guy sent me this from Fark. I feel so much better about my water heater...

“The face is the canary of the body fat coal mine.”
— New guy shaved off his beard...

Richmond has street views on Google now, just like a real...

sitting on my unkempt patio, half in the bag after a dumb day at work (bottle and a half of stella...

I’d just like to thank you, March 27, 2008, for ending the workday part of yourself in the...

I can’t decide if the author previously wrote for The...

non-update

So it’s come to my attention that my posts make it look like I applied for a fun job and...

I just got off the phone with my future realtor (a friend’s mom), and she gave me her address...

Just got a helllooo from a thug in a parked car. It must be spring!

Can’t Run But — Paul Simon Monday morning I heard the beginning of this behind a...

“Monday is busy, and I’m eating celery.”
— laird’s excellent monday...

bijan: Stay Or Leave - Dave Matthews This is one of my favorite DM songs. Lyrics as always are...

my camera just re-appeared in a bag I checked 3 times. an easter miracle!

dewster: I’m so intrigued. WTF?

I don’t know where my camera is, and i feel like i’m missing a piece of myself.

Jesus with someone’s own tiny Whores of Babylon....

datn: For 11+ children please call for a quote....

as a kid, i could never eat the chocolate bunnies because...

just realized i don’t own nearly enough van morrison

Cows just don’t have it.

chocolate fondue with the ladies

“Order Doughnuts in Support of the American Heart Association...”
— from our concierge, obviously...

stupid question

If a job ad requests that you email a cover letter and résumé, is the email considered to be your...

Reporting live from Webster Hall...

sharingtime: The floor is freshly waxed. The NYU students (and me) are slipping on it. A dude...

we took a fieldtrip on the way back from lunch today.

well, shit.

I did some unfollowing today…not because they’re not bright or funny or good, but just...

I just found these hideous things in a drawer. They were...

from my stepmother

(I wonder how many breakdowns this caused today. Nice, MSN.) Am I being too sensitive, or is this...

my boss just emailed me his old résumé. he’s so fantastic.

This is one of a hundred pictures that Vermottie took that...

It just took me two days to watch No Country for Old...

mmsu2: They didn’t have enough street people so i’m doing that too. Saw rachel mcadams....

My movie star’s update 1: Hair and makeup both said that i’m fine the way i am. Flawless...

tumblr matchmaker

In constantly paging through the dashboard, has anyone else ever noticed two seemingly unconnected...

currently trying to decide how hideously inappropriate it would be to ask my boss what he has on his...

datn: Map point (via adamo, paulthewineguy)

highlight of last night's party

me: Hey! I remember you! We came by your house to pick-up firewood for that bonfire last fall.
super-southern old man: Yeah! Good to see you! Got more if you need it.
me: That's nice of you, but I don't have a yard, so not much need for firewood.
super-southern old man: What, you live in a van?
me: (laughing) Yeah! A nice one! I painted it up really shiny!
super-southern old man: I used to live in a van.
me: (ohshitohshitohshit) Oh. Yeah?
super-southern old man: It was really nice. Downtown's a good place to be. Could cut the lawn with a pair of scissors.
me: (catching on and dying a little inside) Ha! Yeah, the Fan's a great place to live. Would you excuse me?

So that’s the stage for much ado. Hmm.

so this is how the weekend started…with new guy...

umm, fuck you, lost. if this whole “you can’t change the future” thing is true,...

(via caragh) NEW GIRL!!! BEALEY!!! Anyone else I know who...

oldauntamy: maryrambin: I love Vegan food. Most of the...

Southern Poverty Law Center’s Hate Map The Southern...

bjornstar: As a protest, everyone in England should go...

AP Probe Finds Drugs in Drinking Water --...

Promise to myself: I will never again live where the yard...

so apparently the silver ring i’ve worn every day for...

it confuses my brain when the power goes out on gorgeous...

I watched 3:10 to Yuma tonight, and the extra nerd feature...

OMG!

wherescoachbombay: I’m alive! I was in the hospital for a month. Thank you all my dear tumblr...

Eddie Izzard’s Stripped May 2nd, DC Once upon a...

Vaxxine by Visqueen A few years ago, everyone’s favorite Uncle Phil sent me a compilation cd...

Official Gmail Blog: 2 hidden ways to get...

Will someone please hold my hand?

I am SO confused about the EADS/Northrup Grumman vs. Boeing refueling tanker contract. Things I...

chubby. baker. ladder. daddy.

eboscharoo: that’s what’s running through my head today. CHUBBY BAKER LADDER DADDY!!!

ruhi: Dating Guideline perfect.

they have vacuums for everyone these days. effing hippies.

New guy sent this to me, saying “I’m not sure what I think of it yet.” I brayed...

how i have never heard of this lady? i'm...

Okay, I’m usually the first to pick on the pictograph...

This 1953 Buick Special 8 has been garaged its entire life,...

Well, maybe not so secretly.

kaiomi: I secretly am engulfed with rage when I see popular tumblrs posting things I previously did...

Airborne agrees to settlement for false...

We Don’t Need It What an effing waste. Go google the...

kory tricked d into 3 pieces of dubble bubble. he refused...

mudwerks: Battlestar Galactica Last Supper by...

bijan: Country Honk - The Rolling Stones This is one of my favorite songs from one of my favorite...

“My cock will be the biggest cock ever.”
— This is a line from one of my...

So this is who I've become.

I just did a full load of pinks. Seriously. 20 year old me would kick my ass.