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2010

December
November
October
September
August
July
June
May
April
March
February

2009

June 47
May 35
April 44
March 43
January 50

2008

June 71
May 83
April 87
March 83
January 96

2007

June 51
May 2
April
March
February
January
kory tricked d into 3 pieces of dubble bubble.  he refused...
Mar 2nd
mudwerks: Battlestar Galactica Last Supper by...
Mar 1st
Listen Listen
bijan: Country Honk - The Rolling Stones This is one of my favorite songs from one of my favorite...
Mar 1st
“My cock will be the biggest cock ever.”
— This is a line from one of my...
Mar 1st

So this is who I've become.

I just did a full load of pinks.  Seriously.  20 year old me would kick my ass.
Mar 1st
this silly bitch wanted the lyrics to rappers delight.
Mar 1st
know what doesn’t look like a word anymore? Topographic Topographic Topographic ...
Feb 29th
yourmonkeycalled: Tokyo Comedians Impersonate H.C. &...
Feb 28th
my next project is getting a big box and writing “somewhere safe” on it. then I can...
Feb 28th
Warch Watch
(via fishel) there was a reblog from setuplikeadeckofcards that pointed to davey dance blog, and i...
Feb 28th
OH NO, I HATE THE DARK! I have successfully tricked yet...
Feb 26th

from russ

i was so excited when i first started reading this…i hate the word gay when it’s used as...
Feb 26th
Every time i read its name, i get irrationally angry.
Feb 26th
Bob brian poophead poophead
Feb 25th
So I showed a couple of my coworkers the T9 function on their cell phones today.  It was a very...
Feb 25th
(via cultrvultr) middle school boys still write letters?? ...
Feb 25th

tell me that zippy and new girl wouldn't...

ng: I had my ears on and M_____y scared the crap out of me.
me: I’m bringing in reflective tape for those things. They blend into your hair.
ng: Maybe I’ll knit some hot pink cat ears to attach to them. That would be weird.
me: If by weird you mean wickedly awesome, then I agree.
ng: Yes. Yes I do.
Feb 25th
Warch Watch
kylebunch: Kimmel’s Affleckian Revenge (w/ more star appearances than last night’s Oscar telecast) ...
Feb 25th
Is it too much to ask that the guy who’s espousing change and constantly putting down typical...
Feb 24th
Warch Watch
erockappel: My friend Aaron shot this video of a drunk guy putting on his jacket at a Denny’s in...
Feb 22nd
(found it on missdelphine, originally reblogged from...
Feb 22nd
update: someone emailed to let me know that “French means “mouth sex” and Greek...
Feb 22nd
“I don’t think the focus should be on us too much as it...”
— so true, charlottesville...
Feb 22nd
m.n.- you will be receiving the silent treatment from me today.  from my cube.  whore.
Feb 22nd
Dear Mother Nature, I’m really going to have to insist that you actually produce the wintry...
Feb 22nd
dude. sayid’s super lost. edit:  he’s not super lost.  he was hiding in next...
Feb 22nd

Fauxtograph

travors: A fauxtograph is a practical joke in which the video setting of a digital camera is used...
Feb 21st

oh netflix...i fear we've gone too far...

instant viewing suggestions: This American Life Word Wars The Future of Food Steal a Pencil...
Feb 21st
stuff white people like # 64-Recycling
Feb 21st
i love lemurs and i get horribly emotionally involved in...
Feb 20th
zippy48: I’m not sure if my other faithful readers will get this, but I know Chloe will…the Stones...
Feb 20th

dude, my toaster oven's the goddess of...

 cynical-c: Susanna, a concerned Christian, recently wrote into Christians Against Cartoons with...
Feb 20th
neurosophy's tumblr has only existed since...
Feb 19th
this is what happens when i try to work on projects that...
Feb 19th
“I watched my bosses literally stand in the middle of the...”
— Chez Pazienza.  He was fired...
Feb 19th
Guinness is trying to get St. Patrick’s day declared a...
Feb 19th
samreich (via stokan): Could also be, in order, a uniped...
Feb 19th
my dad is the non-evil version of the dude that ran needful...
Feb 19th

it made sense at the time

1: all i can think of is "this sucks, and i just want to die."
2: all i can think of is "thank you san dimas high!"
Feb 18th

31's the lamest birthday ever...but

31’s the lamest birthday ever…but i’ve had such a good fucking time, it’s...
Feb 18th
New girl watches drag Pink.
Feb 17th
drag queen brunch! that’s dolly. obviously.
Feb 17th
bealey sent me a birthday wish ball.  it’s handblown...
Feb 17th

12 metro stops and nothing

12 metro stops and nothing to read. I’m such an amateur.
Feb 17th
The dude in the back never gets his picture taken.
Feb 16th
that’s right. A pitcher for 4.50. suck it trebek.
Feb 16th
b and s…we’re waiting for margaret cho
Feb 15th
a friend of mine posted all of the pictures from her...
Feb 15th
new girl brought in brownies and cool whip today, and it made my whole day.  when she told us that...
Feb 14th
NPR Music: Guest DJ Thom Yorke
Feb 14th
dewster: Note to self: never go to the grocery store the...
Feb 14th

raw

caragh: …This is the post where many of you will unfollow me and I recommend it. I’m not sure...
Feb 13th
Chuck Lorre’s vanity cards.  I guess I never really...
Feb 13th

Radiohead

dewster: Radiohead at Nissan Pavilion on May 11.  Tickets on sale this Saturday.  People in...
Feb 13th
i’m officially going comms down until this project is done. sanchez from her cube, out.
Feb 12th
We had to line up between the democrat and republican side,...
Feb 12th
(via dewster) WHEE!!!  Bealey, where’s your renewal,...
Feb 11th
yourmonkeycalled: Awkward “good luck” fist bump with Steven Wright. Apparently his award was already...
Feb 11th

follow-ups

new girl says i can keep calling her new girl.  very excited. lest you think i’m a...
Feb 10th

Tuesday

I have ridiculously serious opinions about anything and everything.  Name it, I’ve got one.  Food,...
Feb 10th
“Not ‘change’ as a slogan, not ‘change’ as a bumper sticker,...”
— I just had the honor of...
Feb 10th
Warch Watch
ofvarieddelights: YouTube - Not a Fake Baby! These are Real Life like Reborn Dolls! I made it...
Feb 10th
so i survived. connor was great, but everyone’s so exhausted, i kind of want to take two pills...
Feb 10th
Going to visit the booths. Hope connor cries and makes me hate babies.
Feb 9th

declaration

New girl, of many past posts, will henceforth by be known as Lyndsay, or some variation thereof. ...
Feb 8th
seriously hoping that advil, airborne, a pound of edamame, and king’s duma key will cure this...
Feb 8th
Warch Watch
shine a light—stones and scorsese, april 4.  so excited.
Feb 7th
eboscharoo: i haven’t decided how i feel about this. i...
Feb 7th
i’m obsessed with 101 cookbooks…today i’m...
Feb 7th
feeling like one of my nerd friends could have warned me to not eat chunky salsa during the episode...
Feb 7th
Warch Watch
twobits: Alright…I was fortunate enough to see Michelle Obama speak this past weekend in Los Angeles...
Feb 6th
Listen Listen
waste -dave matthews (covering) woke up and found myself singing this…it was a lot happier in...
Feb 5th

long story short...

zippy48: after a sad, incorrect attempt to understand the Bible today at lunch (both myself and my...
Feb 4th
“VA needs to get the FSA to write the RFP such that prices...”
— the most state government...
Feb 4th
Warch Watch
mdoeff: Sarah Silverman “I’m F*cking Matt Damon” on Jimmy Kimmel (via ) This is...
Feb 4th
seriously, google.  your gmail ads are freaking me out.  am...
Feb 4th
reason 497 i love scott.
Feb 3rd

did petty stop doing drugs

did petty stop doing drugs or start eating food?
Feb 3rd
bjornstar: ofvarieddelights: Baby Pear (via dvchung) ...
Feb 3rd
verizon blows.
Feb 2nd
Warch Watch
setuplikeadeckofcards: Nutrigrain Ad (via psychotophatcat). I don’t know why I thought of...
Feb 1st