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January 6

2009

December 40

November 33

October 38

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August 33

July 44

June 47

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April 44

March 43

February 41

January 50

2008

December 38

November 76

October 63

September 82

August 82

July 91

June 71

May 83

April 87

March 83

February 81

January 96

2007

December 117

November 79

October 83

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“I don’t have the words to express how I felt about...”
— the new guy in the cube behind...

so i started actually reading passiveaggressivenotes, and...

all the trees I’ve killed today…and it’s...

found taped to our refrigerator door—not sure if this...

things that are gross when they're warm

milk feet vinyl seats beer mugs the frozen veggies you were going to pack for lunch but...

“The water problem has been fixed and we should have water...”
— lower case. i guess the...

“DO NOT USE THE BATH ROOMS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE, NO WATER IN...”
— from our facilities guy. ...

i just saw this in our kitchen trash can. wtf did he do to...

kory thinks this is how david drowns his sorrows after a bad date. i would totally clap for him.

Betsy’s Cookout

Toad's Place (Richmond gets MUSIC!!)

things i’m excited about, and want someone to be my friend for: Sept 19: Soulive Sept 30:...

“Mother Teresa, who is likely to be canonised, admitted that...”
— from The Telegraph’s...

Who just bought their ticket to Shanghai??

"Frustration is a violation of your...

Boss' email: I noticed this quote after a friend’s work email signature...wondering if any of you could translate it for me. Who’s frustrated and to whom do the expectations apply?
New Girl: Maybe the point was to violate your expectations of business communication by frustrating you with thinking about this quote for more than 2 seconds.

logophobia

Yesterday the New Guy used the word pejorative in normal conversation, and it hit me later how...

a sign from mother earth? what happens when logging and...

Dean’s shifted south, D’s home, E’s at the...

One of my weekend pups.

“All is good right now. It should be a category 4 when it...”
— dewey, master of the...

It’s a personality test based on what you order at...

Trent eating…he was picking on me so this is revenge.

“When you break out your Sony product, you’ll know instantly...”
— from woot.com’s...

so confused

Sherri: So, umm, how were things with David?
Me: Good, why?
Sherri: Well, I mean, I know you guys are great friends, but when a guy and a girl are friends...
Me: <confused silence>
Sherri: Sometimes is just gets awkward.
Me: What?
Sherri: Did he try anything?
Me: No. <insert short explanation>
Sherri: OH MY GOD!! NO FUCKING WAY!! <hysterical laughter>
Me: Yeah, so it never really got awkward.

“Pills are for pussies. So are doctors. Real men just die.”
— david, on why he’s not...

Holy crap! Real lighters!

COME QUICK WHITE PEOPLE!

How i can tell i’m old…back of the lawn and...

Sherri has just informed me that i will be attending the biscuits show at toads october 25. so...

Correct me if i’m wrong but does this pool sign say...

my apologies to blues traveler. watch this first, then guillermo.

guillermo. i can’t even pick my favorite part. my mom rules for sending this to me.

This is what Hiro did to my zebra plant. He swears...

It’s 330am and i’m awake. I didn’t understand why until i remembered dreaming...

Staff meeting at legend.

““Irresistible” says the NY Times. A must read. A...”
— via the best...

barbi sent this from the cheezburger. love it.

Scott pointed this out. Now I’m even madder.

totally fucked up. hotter than a tropical island?? hotter...

“Additional information Any person suffering from a mental...”
— the fantastic Embassy of the...

best dinner ever.

Don’t tell anyone but these are my first fried eggs.

henrico gets something right!!

I have internets!

www.toothpastefordinner.com

reminds me of the copier in the anthro/sociology department that always sounded like techno when it...

Today i heart burfords for inspecting my car 15 minutes...

Good morning sun!