synchronize swatches.

scott’s making spaetzle noodles from scratch. And...

Dec 31st

Watch

so i’m sure every nerd in the world knew about this guy before me, but he’s fantastic. ...

Dec 31st

GOOD MORNING WORLD!

Dec 31st

i might need my bag.

Dec 30th

german wine in a cat bottle from food lion. Goes with...

Dec 30th

knitta please (via we-make-money-not-art) — energyface new...

Dec 30th

or camo hoodies.

Dec 30th

nothing says the beach like elvis

Dec 30th

d continues to play tetris and pretend that he’s not...

Dec 30th

hahaha

Dec 30th

it just hit me that i always pack like i’m expecting to hate everyone i’m traveling...

Dec 29th

Newsweek: Why Tigers Attack

Dec 28th

dear cavalier telephone, you’re inappropriate.

Dec 28th

Larry David votes obama — themarkpike themarkpike is one of...

Dec 28th

Expletive Infixation (wikipedia)

Expletive infixation is a process by which an expletive or profanity is inserted into a word,...

Dec 28th

Thanks, but I’m more of a “Mocha Sanchez”

Dec 27th

“If I love you, you can have everything. You can have my...”
— Elizabeth Gilbert: Eat Prey...

Dec 27th

“I really can’t wait for Vegas. SunBuns said my secret is...”
— a friend of mine had two beers...

Dec 27th

spokeo--stalker 2.0

Dec 26th

What I’m reading.  Awesome. — lyndsaysgarden this...

Dec 26th

my gramma still has a sense of humor!

Dec 25th

Watch

maybe a little odd for an agnostic, but this is my favorite christmas song.

Dec 25th

tofurkey.  tell me that beige lump doesn’t practically...

Dec 25th

via dvdactive — energyface holy crap!  nice timing!

Dec 24th

tonight i ate tofurky and watched scrooged and it was ridiculously awesome.  anyone that...

Dec 24th

Have a mao-y christmas!! from dew.  best xmas greeting...

Dec 24th

holy crap, i want one of these.  30k for the gas/electric...

Dec 24th

done shopping before noon! a christmas miracle!

Dec 24th

poor colorblind david told me that sweeney todd was in black and white except for the blood.

Dec 23rd

rob huebel - new tumblr to have tiny hearts...

Dec 23rd

this house hasn’t been redecorated since 1961.  my mom...

Dec 23rd

my poor whores :(  oh, poor t.o. too.

Dec 23rd

the cock i bought bealey in tong li broke in my luggage. ...

Dec 22nd

Holy crap... Lakota Sioux Indians withdraw...

Dec 21st

this is my absolute favorite combination of bizarre user...

Dec 21st

sk: oh my god, i just stepped on a used condom. new girl: ...

Dec 21st

new girl decorates lunch.

Dec 21st

i was late to work this morning because i couldn’t find pants.

Dec 21st

ThinkGeek :: SnūzNLūz - Wifi Donation Alarm Clock Connects...

Dec 20th

god hates this kitten

Dec 20th

Bosses fire worker who put up 'Dilbert' comic...

Dec 20th

“Sorry I missed you! I am out of the office the afternooonon...”
— a coworker, obviously with...

Dec 20th

every year my uncle emails out old family christmas...

Dec 20th

strange maps

Dec 20th

save me the reblogs...

…and just go read the sandwich.  too many good things today, especially the hillary...

Dec 20th

Who the fuck put this on my truck? — dewster Spreading...

Dec 20th

we think she’s in labor. c’mon connor!

Dec 19th

What’s better than a dog purse?

Dec 19th

that’s what.

Dec 19th

“Boo yakasha!!! I ended my semester with a 3.6!!!”
— my godson, who’s the...

Dec 19th

when fortune cookies speak the truth

bealey’s on top, mine on the bottom.  so bitter.

Dec 19th

Dec 19th

Dec 19th

a tumblr so ugly, it's like they're daring...

Dec 18th

most fucked up review ever...i think i just...

Dec 18th

 -vhudy6tx4dik9ol wha?  the tumblrs coming out of japan are...

Dec 18th

House of Representatives loves 8 lbs 6 oz...

Dec 18th

Someone left this cd on Scott’s desk.  It features...

Dec 18th

Ebay: Drive Someone Insane with Postcards

Dec 18th

Less Famous Superheroes

Woman Man Morgan FreeMan The Amazing Hairstylist Hey, Man Feminist Man Man Man The...

Dec 17th

HURRAY!

Dec 17th

Porn For Girls By Girls

Dec 17th

new guy had personalized tshirts made for each of us for...

Dec 17th

“Excuse us, but we don’t shop at the My Little Pony Dream...”
— woot.com on why today’s...

Dec 17th

definitely didn’t get issued one of those.

Dec 17th

vermottie’s bright pink.  so jealous.

Dec 16th

iq test

lonelysandwich, i can’t figure out your email address.  i’m not terribly bright.  if you...

Dec 16th

Creative Color Wheels - Tori’s Pics — openarms — mong...

Dec 16th

How to Pose via www.pantherhouse.com— kevtye

Dec 16th

tumblr bully?

Wow.  Check this out. I’ve viewed re-blogging as the good, straightforward way to do things. ...

Dec 15th

carsick.  twice.  and they’re only in louisiana.

Dec 15th

Screw you guys, I’m going home. — lonelysandwich How...

Dec 15th

aww, r-town...you're so pretty.

Harshin’ My Buzz, Dude Drunk freshman: I love it here! Look, even the street sparkles! Passing...

Dec 14th

Watch

Low-Cost Multi-touch Whiteboard using the Wii Remote If you’re not a huge geek, don’t...

Dec 14th

Free Screenings of Juno

Dec 13th

seemed like another ridiculous china thing at the...

Dec 13th

word of the day:  umami already hungry for lunch…— zippy48

Dec 13th

coltrane’s fav things on repeat and i’m going to...

Dec 12th

The Most Vulgar, Disgusting, and Foul...

 A well-known writer walked into a producer’s house and said to the producer that he had come up...

Dec 12th

one of the localities sent each of us a slab of bacon. Eff...

Dec 12th

ferrell, galifianakis, swardson, martin

Dec 11th

there's actually a house resolution in...

Dec 11th

Bill Murray Is Tired

Dec 11th

Mr. Splashy Pants is the best thing to happen to Greenpeace...

Dec 11th

same old song

Dec 11th

“Most men dig their own graves with their penises.”
— Advice to my friend Bill from...

Dec 10th

Watch

serious geekness.  mom sent this with the advice not to bail, cause it gets good.  for the rest of...

Dec 9th

3rd google image result “mick jagger”...

Dec 9th

from jarkolicious.  (i’m not smart enough to figure...

Dec 7th

China bans screening of American films for 3...

Dec 7th

“I asked him how he was doing and this was the response: ...”
— the new girl forwarded me her...

Dec 7th

if bealey were a stick figure.

Dec 7th

Sen. Whitehouse Reveals Secret DoJ Legal...

Dec 7th

people were ridiculously funny today.

i’m starting to wish that anyone that ever reads my tumbl would just promise to also follow...

Dec 6th

Never has an ampersand so effectively rendered something...

Dec 6th

Somehow babies just came up…I said that I don’t seem to have the biological clock that...

Dec 6th

first the water heater…now a battery. sure hope a...

Dec 6th

Teacher arrested for [possibly sarcastic]...

Dec 6th

I may have just yelled

I may have just yelled “doucheball! Will you pick a lane?!?” no idea what it means, but...

Dec 6th

“I want to cry every time the kid on kid nation who wins the...”
— my favorite (very manly) text...

Dec 5th

CultrVultr makes me love tumblr even...

CV posted his thoughts about a bill, I reblogged and added my own thoughts, and CV posted one of the...

Dec 5th

I have a 120 page feature length script based on this photo...

Dec 5th

my poor dead water heater.  i yelled at it last night for...

Dec 5th

“I was up in this tree, eatin a sandwich, and I ain’t...”
— random loud cell talker...

Dec 4th

Violent Radicalization and Homegrown...

President Bush Inc. want to make it a crime to critique the administration and the war on terror...

Dec 4th

at vermottie’s house

Dec 4th

“i can’t believe over half your team was hurt and you...”
— the very bitter owner of the...

Dec 4th

new addictions

cultrvultr kottke.org (at least for this week…you know i love the sandwich.) 

Dec 4th

defiantdog.com

Dec 4th

Listen

Hark the Herald Angels Sing (buy the album - proceeds go to non-profits fighting hunger)

Dec 3rd

saddest entry ever.  how am i supposed to keep encouraging...

Dec 3rd

from L to the Lizzie: Phrases and words...

It’s all very Cats in the Cradle. Facetious (I never know when to use it correctly until it’s...

Dec 3rd

open letter to stouffer's vegetable...

Dearest SVL, I just wanted to come right out and apologize for my initial reaction to you.  I know...

Dec 2nd

Sandston xmas

Dec 1st

our ammunition is making iraq radioactive

Dec 1st