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our ammunition is making iraq radioactive

“49. Fave actor: The black guy off Shaw Shank Redemption”
— a good friend of mine’s...

no, not gonorrhea

so tonight i actually witnessed what i had only joked about before…auditory race...

the drummers for the congolese mass. yes. mass.

carbon sequestration--that you can use to...

I’d really like to find some angry harp music.

scott and jamie box

yes/nothing that doesn't involve...

i heard on npr this morning that carson daly’s starting up his show again, in spite of the...

avenue q

d: Musical theater isn't gay.
d: I tried typing that with a straight face and couldn't.
me: is that because you don't have a straight face?
d: Now I'm making my angry face.

amnesty international's "waiting for the...

there’s a weird static noise coming from behind my hot water heater. it’s electric,...

the sandwich reads my mind.

Back at work from 2 weeks off. Aeron should put a thumbhole in their mesh seats - it would really...

Apparently no one has ever read Thinner

best name ever.

i just drove out of

i just drove out of my way to get a hard drive that wasn’t there, and the dukes just fumbled...

ni hao, mostly uncensored...

i’ve spent the last eight hours with the phrase “i got dressed in shanghai this...

in chicago. one flight left.

tongli

We went to Tongli today…it’s billed as a thousand year old village—it basically...

disgusting amounts of koi

trike outside of tongli

in the ancient sex museum’s courtyard…the plaque...

first wax statues we’d seen…and as we were...

today’s breakfast…youzi. delicious.

edit: doooooookes

umm, they beat michigan???? nevermind. they’re going to break our boys in half.

my least favorite thing about china so far

doooookes

who’s coming to get me?

a one line google chat, and then he...

Andy: drug bust at work! meth! woo hoo!!!

edit: monday

I sent Russ to work by himself, and I’m going to explore on my own. Missions: to make it...

monday

Today we’re going on a work field trip to Kunshan. Russ isn’t entirely sure what...

russ and a suzhou public bathroom, in the first known...

justin’s fighter gets his ass handed to him

today we’re going to watch UFC at lunch (yes, really), drinking lots of beer and going to...

from the kitchen

canals at night

i miss my cell phone

this place is a tumbling heaven…it’s KILLING me not to be able to send stuff. ...

in the ghetto…

Damn oven door won't latch.

Damn oven door won’t latch. Seriously. AA 289 DEPT ORD NOW 11:45A GATE K19 ARVL PVG NOW 04:15P

Listening: bird, fiery crash and

Listening: bird, fiery crash and coulton, skymall

Info) AA 289 DEPT ORD

Info) AA 289 DEPT ORD NOW 11:20A GATE K19 ARVL PVG NOW 03:50P GATE N/A BAG N/A

this kid was just singing the bow chicka porn song and his...

The family beside me are

The family beside me are teasing each other about who has the yellowest teeth.

I’m riding a toy to chicago.

how to be a do-gooder

I’m feeling pretty guilty about all the pollution my flights will be spewing into the air, so...

why i'll never be a millionaire

last day of work before i leave for suzhou, and i’ve spent the last hour researching vegas fun...

rap in mathematical charts. via your monkey called.

“If they have as big of a pipe as Jeff says they do, she...”
— 342nd lame unintended IT...

Fieldtrip on the way to lunch…we were lured in by the...

it’s so close, i can taste the pollution.

he won’t say so, but i think doods is pissed i’m...

“Ion Bogdan Vasi, an assistant sociology professor at...”
— Dude…I just thought Blah...

“I admire what my Jewish friends call chutzpah, and it took...”
— from Carl Hiaasen’s...

vermottie at notre dame. touchdown jesus in the background.

i think i need this.

ridiculous shit with illustrator

“I was at the Police concert Tuesday night. Filled with...”
— bealey’s ex-boss. any...

LOLcats documentary…totally stole this from Kevin

new guy: Newgirl, that sounds like the most delicious apple ever.
new girl: It is!!!
new guy: It makes a big noise.
new girl: I CAN'T HELP THE NOISE!!! IT'S A HONEYCRISP APPLE!! IT'S JUST HOW IT SOUNDS!!!
new guy: Wow. Okay. Sorry.

WEB 2.0 T-SHIRT i would wear this. but only to sleep...

Private Dancer..

(PD) says he misses Patrick. I said I did too and he said he has no one to hiss at. Logically, I...

3 people have been out with the flu this week…and the...

“Tucson tomorrow. Hopefully it will be better. Grand...”
— aimee, who i think has a...

Mmm Zuppa. Scott is surprised AND amazed.

hurray! my next text title will be "someone...

we were talking about how much cheaper all of the toys that keep getting recalled should...

liz needs a tumblr

i sent liz the comic above because it reminded me of how her brain works. here’s her...

someone went through an indian song and subtitled everything as if they’re speaking english. ...

“Dead dog. fell asleep shile she was chewing her...

bleach from bees? lip balm from bleach?

e’s bday. no recollection or explanation for...

i don’t have a prada backpack.

hollywood’s on fire.

so we get the new version of tumblr, all the legalese scares me away from posting any audio that i...