Silhouette Masterpiece Theatre
Oct 31st
Sha as Prince. So awesome.
Oct 31st
Can anyone tell me why this was in the thanksgiving...
Oct 31st
16 days!!!!
Oct 30th
the downside of being completely immature and sitting behind a developer is that every time he talks...
Oct 29th
sliders
Oct 29th
25 Unexpectedly Useful Websites for the...
Oct 29th
Mother Nature Hates a Procrastinator
Yesterday I found someone that wanted to buy the hard top from the jeep I sold over a year ago. ...
Oct 28th
view from newly added skylight!
Oct 28th
wagon, wheelbarrow,and father’s legs not included
Oct 28th
Mmm. El Charro.
Oct 28th
dew just pulled this out of his belly button
Oct 28th
Dewey - “umm, are we going to share a bed? Did you know this?”
Oct 27th
Liz gives david boobs.
Oct 27th
Liz and her wilson hall.
Oct 27th
This is making me have horrible violent...
Oct 26th
Right now, i’m totally That Girl. I’ve never been her before. I’m not enjoying...
Oct 26th
Biscuits. Totally fucking bizarre.
Oct 25th
gbf performs routine maintenance.
Oct 25th
lack of faith-based initiatives, i think.
Oct 25th
tonight, i fell out of a booth at starlite.
Oct 24th
hi rain. nice to see you again.
Oct 24th
all musical explanations should start...
When your cat was pushed off the couch, his hands were down his plumber pants so he landed flat on...
Oct 24th
Joe’s song
Oct 23rd
shadow puppets
Oct 23rd
Come downstairs
Oct 23rd
Opener.
Oct 23rd
big dreams, few friends
dew: tumblr 3.0 is released on November 1. Do you know what changes there are?me: nope, they're not saying!
dew: I hope it uploads directly from your stream of thought. Dangerous, but hilarious.
Oct 23rd
the old dude around the corner from me is whistling the theme song from forrest gump. i blame erica...
Oct 23rd
“Brownies are basically cakes for badasses.”
— another review from the...
— another review from the...
Oct 21st
“I don’t see how there is a problem with silk worm been...”
— a comment from...
— a comment from...
Oct 21st
tiny (unintentional) bits of wisdom from...
“Rubble. You’re going to see a lot of rubble in China.” “They build...
Oct 21st
there are still decent people in the world.
Oct 19th
it's like Vacation, only with Mitt Romney and...
Oct 18th
makes working late okay…dark enough to not see how...
Oct 17th
Passport and visa done.
Oct 17th
OH MY GOD!!! You're going to die of...
Okay, so you’re not really going to die of AIDS. You’re going to die of a Superbug. ...
Oct 16th
Someone in DC finally gets it.
Oct 16th
dismissed
it took them 12 seconds to dismiss my case, and an hour for them to get to it. while i was waiting,...
Oct 16th
in my dryer this morning
Oct 16th
what happens when your girls move away
umm, i just signed up for scrabulous, so i can pretty much guarantee now that i’m going to die...
Oct 15th
okay, so now i just feel like a creep.
Oct 15th
“When the check comes I will give you the money and then you...”
— why norman’s a good...
— why norman’s a good...
Oct 15th
things that make texas awesome…growing your own...
Oct 15th
I wasn’t sure that there was a weirder search than...
Oct 14th
boca lasagna,
i just apply heat,
tell me how you manage
...
Oct 13th
Sam says it’s more fun when Gina’s here.
Oct 13th
Huge line of idling traffic waiting to recycle our...
Oct 13th
most relaxing site ever.
Oct 12th
Okay, the main question is if you see the dancer rotating clockwise or...
Oct 12th
i have no words.
Oct 11th
Oct 11th
this reminded me of my mom, only with out the big baboon. ...
Oct 11th
Watch
darth vader being a jerk (their excellent description, not mine) via fark
Oct 11th
Wait, i think i get it, but the author should still be punched in the face.
Oct 10th
am i drunk or is the last line totally bizarre?
Oct 10th
Really? A man is jailed for 12 years based on a police...
Oct 10th
Watch
from scott. with him, i’ll never, ever, be rone-ry.
Oct 10th
A Capitol Idea Organic lawn care to be tested on National Mall in D.C. SafeLawns.org has...
Oct 10th
for d…i know you miss flower. wish she could have had...
Oct 9th
wtf?
one of the networks has a horrible show that i just flipped by…it’s called...
Oct 9th
deleting pics and came across this. shame on you, michael...
Oct 9th
something goes terribly wrong with e’s tumbl. or...
Oct 9th
an excellent review of match.com
Oct 8th
Leaving d’s again. I like to leave things behind so I...
Oct 8th
favorite metro seat!
Oct 7th
Aww.
Oct 7th
food coma
Oct 7th
so. effing. pregnant.
Oct 5th
april just told jim ‘you can have the rest.’
Oct 5th
from my friend norman. about 1 in every 4 forwards of his...
Oct 5th
ursula helps make the bed. she’s a ninja.
Oct 4th
So bitter that i had to come back.
Oct 4th
when radii go wrong.
Oct 3rd
Effing spammers have resorted to using homeless puppies to...
Oct 3rd
lolsecretz
Oct 3rd
i picked up my disc today, and being the huge nerd that i...
Oct 3rd
oh shit. am i going to die?
me: I had a CT scan last week, and I'm supposed to schedule a follow up in the next week.receptionist: Hmm. <pause> Uhhhhh <loooong pause> He wanted it within 7 days?
me: I think he just wanted to make sure he had the film before the appointment. Whenever is fine. It's not like my face is going to fall off.
receptionist: <laughing> It's nice that you have a sense of humor! Let's see, I'm already out to the 26th.
me: Can he just look at it and tell me if I really need to come in?
receptionist: Maybe so! I could connect you with his nurse. <long pause> Can you hold on second?
<hold hold hold hold hold>
Okay, can you come to the Midlothian office? How's October 4th?
me: In two days? Are you sure he'll have everything?
receptionist: Oh yes, he'll definitely have time for you.
Oct 2nd
Radiohead's Middle Finger
Oct 2nd
Things that aren't covered on Charity...
D: I'm almost positive that One In Ten is just a facade for a grass roots effort for a Holocaust-like extermination of homosexuals. I'll give them ten bucks.Me: But I bet the trains are swank.
D: Even genocide has to be fabulous!!
Oct 2nd
Timeline of the War from Mother Jones
Oct 2nd
Watch
i should mention that my mom sent me this site. that’s right. coolest mom ever.
Oct 1st
Oct 1st