First time I’ve ever been on time to something in NoVa!!!
First Time For Everything, I Guess
Someone took my lunch from the fridge. It’s aggravating, but also a bit funny…I didn’t think that people actually did that. Now what?
Solution 1:
That Dewster. Always so helpful!
As my bossman said, “With a name like that, how can it not be fun?”
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I get to see her and Dewster after seeing Zippy at Kelsbels’ baby shower! Need old school friendship so much right now. CAN’T WAIT.
OpenCongress converted and published the full text of The Patient Protection and Affordable Health Care Act. If you read a section every time you’d normally check your dashboard, you’ll be done by the end of the day.
Oh Chicago. You will always stay a Second City so long as you keep stuffing your Thanksgiving turkeys with White Castles.
Best part: “18 White Castle hamburgers (no pickles)”
Because that would totally make it taste funny.
“DO YOU WANT TO WAIT UNTIL YOU ARE BLEEDING FROM THE RECTUM FROM A CYBORG GRIZZLY BEAR TO REALIZE THIS IS WHAT IS THE REAL TRUTH???[/font]”
Well, do you?
The Sandwich posted HBO’s Special Feature intro from the early 90’s. It’s not as great as the Feature Presentation intro with the models and the laser O, but it’s still enough to make you wonder how your brain can remember all that junk.
To this day, I can’t hear the HBO Original Programming static without my brain launching into the Dream On theme. Here it is in all of its glory.
Hey, Lands’ End- Setting your shit on top of other shit does not make that shit “stackable.”
Also, I hate your stupid, misplaced apostrophe.
My egg just had two yolks. Made me vegan for a split second.
i am at a bus stop drinking a beer out of a paper bag. for no real reason other than to say i did it.
OMG, Zippy’s on The Wire!
Our front windows are leaking like sieves.
Rain, Rain.
Go The Fuck Away.
Marvin Gaye vs Gorillaz
Russ made me admit that it was fun before he told me it’s from DJ Hero.
So GTA’s lined up for the new COD. He’s got about 40 dudes in front of him, and there are hot dogs, drinks, and a bad dj. I love gamers.
