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May
10th
Sat
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Dear dc, i heart you.

Dear dc, i heart you. Nova, go fuck yourself. Seriously.
May
9th
Fri
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energyface:
The candy machine in our breakroom is a jerk.
hahaha

energyface:

The candy machine in our breakroom is a jerk.

hahaha

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i just tried to text bealey about an old beater truck, and my phone decided “beaver usual” was a better choice.
May
8th
Thu
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Book club totally rocked, and no one even noticed my failness!
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Complete and utter book club FAIL.
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i just lost ten minutes of my life to cuteoverload, and i’d do it again.
May
7th
Wed
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Told vermottie about gtabf. Had to promise him breakup sex if it works out. I assured him these things always implode. Hahaha
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eec:

first day of the year for bare legs and i’ve already skinned my knee. what am i, a five year old at recess? damnit! i just got another bad creation’s “playground” in my head.

I did the same thing last week!  I threw myself up a flight of concrete stairs walking back from lunch.  It was horribly embarassing, hurt like hell, and my knee looks like my dad took the training wheels off my bike too soon.  The fact that it’s finally perfect skirt weather just makes it that much worse.  Glad I’m not the only grown woman with a walking problem!

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My GTA boyfriend sent me flowers at work.  I’m grinning like an idiot, and I think tiny hearts and glitter might be floating around my head.
May
6th
Tue
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If this dude says “economies of scale” one more time, i’m going to scream.
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Our honored guest speaker just posed the very deep question “how can we be cleverer?”
May
5th
Mon
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May
4th
Sun
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I think GTA4 got me a date with a super cute dude tomorrow.  The topper nerd move was that he emailed me from his iphone after he left the cinco de mayo party.  Our babies will be ridiculously geeky and have excellent taste in hiking shoes.  Or I’ll leave him drunk and flailing in cowshit.

(Really, Brain?  Winona Ryder?  Glad you filed that away and yet refuse to hold on to the names of co-workers I see every day.)

May
3rd
Sat
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promise

I will commit vile and senseless acts against anyone who calls or texts me before 10 am today. thankyouandgoodnight!