spent 45 minutes in the home depot parking lot waiting for fireworks that happen
Lurd’s response to a demand to “story me”? Charlie the Unicorn.
Aww. My last legal text while driving. Goodbye, totally unforgiveable habit!
Q: How would I describe this site?
A: Occam’s Razor— if Occam shaved with a butter knife tied to a hockey stick with duct tape.
punctuation and a trip to houston
- e: I def want to play too. USAIR tickets look to be around $300 - I will shop for cheaper. Hooray!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- me: I am not getting excited. I am definitely not using more than 5 exclamation points.
- e: I'm totally not excited. The hooray was just because I like using the dollar sign symbol in emails.
just not that convincing as a panda. maybe with practice.
Every morning, Lala and I play Baby Panda. I get dressed, and she rolls around on the corner of the bed and tries to be cuter than a baby panda so that I’ll have to stop and pet her. Doods hopped up there today and tried to steal her moves.
I an so embarrassing.
I know that’s painful to read. But seriously. Anna Begins? Blue Buildings? Anything he’s sung since then just brings those back.
Adam Duritz has much more control over my emotions than he should. And that’s probably spelled wrong. And not that terrible Shrek song.
For Josh
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The Rolling Stones: “Mother’s Little Helper”
Sometimes I think I could love tumblr just for the occasional surprise Stones post. Found Trapeze Music a few days ago, and I’m enjoying the hell out of it.
The odyssey that we’re all on in life is with regard to heart.
SC Gov. Mark Sanford
I wonder if gay people are included on that odyssey.
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Whenever I see comedy, I usually spend the whole evening mentally rewriting the jokes to make them funnier. People I’ve never re-written: Izzard, Hedberg.
