10th
this guy absolutely nails it.
eec:
first day of the year for bare legs and i’ve already skinned my knee. what am i, a five year old at recess? damnit! i just got another bad creation’s “playground” in my head.
I did the same thing last week! I threw myself up a flight of concrete stairs walking back from lunch. It was horribly embarassing, hurt like hell, and my knee looks like my dad took the training wheels off my bike too soon. The fact that it’s finally perfect skirt weather just makes it that much worse. Glad I’m not the only grown woman with a walking problem!
Well, they seem to have an open-door policy for assholes, though, don’t they?
mark, i have such a crush on you right now.
I think GTA4 got me a date with a super cute dude tomorrow. The topper nerd move was that he emailed me from his iphone after he left the cinco de mayo party. Our babies will be ridiculously geeky and have excellent taste in hiking shoes. Or I’ll leave him drunk and flailing in cowshit.
(Really, Brain? Winona Ryder? Glad you filed that away and yet refuse to hold on to the names of co-workers I see every day.)